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LARRAQ: Awful big ship for one little girl.

AERYN: Oh, I can handle big. <soooo saucy ;)>


D'ARGO: Yes, we're glad the Peacekeepers left it on board. You look very, uh, fetching.


RYGEL: Oh, how dare you sneak up on me like that? I should make you wear a bell around your neck.

CHIANA: Keep your fantasies to yourself, frog boy.


RYGEL: Snurch? I don't snurch. I...procure.


JOHN: And what if you don't? You might kill Rygel. You might think your magic pill worked, and then Rygel's up walking around the ship, coughing up spores, cats and dogs living together!


ZHAAN: Here, lick this.

CHIANA: What?! That's your bedcover. Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?


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