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THE SCENE

Xhalax and Miss Sun in the hotel room, after 'Talyn's death.

 

WHAT WENT WRONG!

LINDA(XHALAX): Oh no. I want your pain. To know how close I was to love. So close... and then to lose it all in an instant. I've heard... loved ones leave you in pieces, that little by little you start to forget things about them, but that's not true. You lose them, everything, instantly, and suddenly nothing can replace them. Nothing. (suddenly runs over to KEMPER and strips all her clothes off)

KEMPER: Hello?

LINDA: I am the Goddess of Hellfire! To gaze on my naked breasts is too surely turn to stone!

KEMPER: (very afraid) Someone???!!!

LINDA: Gaze at them, mortal! (starts cackling madly and jiggling her breasts up and down)

KEMPER: (whimpers)

LINDA: (grabs KEMPER by his ears and presses his head between her breasts)

KEMPER: (muffled whimpers)

LINDA: (lets KEMPER go) What's your problem?

KEMPER: (tries desperately to escape)

LINDA: I thought this was part of the script?

BEN: (giggles) That'll teach you to forget my birthday!

 

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