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THE SCENE

Stark is consoling Zhaan.

 

WHAT WENT WRONG!

PAUL: I have a darkness, which frightens lovers away. Whenever I assist the dying, I cannot help but absorb a tiny spillet of their existence. Over the cycles, the endless parade of death, I've accumulated a vast reservoir of evil. I cannot bear to lose the one thing that mitigates this twisted core of my existence.

GINNY: (giggles)

DIRECTOR: Please don't giggle. This is supposed to be touching!

GINNY: I'm sorry, dear, it's just the word 'spillet'!

PAUL: What's wrong with the word 'spillet'?

GINNY: Well, it's just funny-sounding is all.

PAUL: Don't lie! I know what you really mean!

GINNY: You do?

PAUL: Who told you?!

GINNY: Told me what?

PAUL: You all know, don't you?!

DIRECTOR: As usual with you lot, I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.

PAUL: (turns to KEMPER) You told them! You promised!

KEMPER: (sings absently) I'm a little overlord, here's my spout...

GINNY: Paul, sweetie, The Kemper has told us nothing.

PAUL: He has! It's a perfectly normal name! The deficiency lies with you!

GINNY: Name?

PAUL: Belinda!

GINNY: Well, yes, I suppose it is?

PAUL: Was my grandfather's name! Is a good manly name where I come from!

GINNY: It is?

PAUL: (runs screaming from the set)

 

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