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THE SCENE Chiana has just revealed that she has the rider in her.   WHAT WENT WRONG! GIGI: Okay, okay, you, you right. No Chi.... poof! They can't fool Jool... too, too smart. Your human must say... I not bad... not, not bad. DIRECTOR: Er, Gigi, what the hell are you doing? GIGI: The voice? You like? DIRECTOR: Well? GIGI: I've been practicing for ages! TAMMY: Yeah, we can tell! GIGI: Shut up! TAMMY: Will not! GIGI: God! You're such a child! BEN: Girl fight? I can get mud. GIGI AND TAMMY: Pervert! BEN: Ha! (runs over to messageboard and searches for a bit) Hey! Where's the list gone?! CLAUDIA: (laughs) BEN: The Kemper! They've stolen the list! KEMPER: (sings absently) Why do birds suddenly appear, every time I am near... BEN: Rockne?! ROCKNE: I am Dominar to over 600 billion subjects! I don't have to talk to you! BEN: Eh? CLAUDIA, GIGI, TAMMY AND GINNY (singing): Ben is a pervert! BEN: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! <prev       next>