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THE SCENE

D'Argo has just started beating up the PK soldiers in diner.

 

WHAT WENT WRONG!

ANTH: You weren't really gonna kill us?

WAYNE: Of course not.

ANTH elbows the nearest PK in the face. There is an audible crack.

STEVE (PK SOLDIER, REAL NAME UNKNOWN, BUT LOOKED LIKE A STEVE): (moans) You bastard! You broke my nose!

ANTH: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! (he swings round to consult with KEMPER, accidentally catching JANICE, the make-up woman across the jaw)

JANICE: (goes down hard) Jesus, Anth!

ANTH: (seeing JANICE fall, he steps back, bumping into WAYNE, who'd sent tumbling over the diner counter with a strangled cry) Oh God! Somebody help me!

KEMPER: Just don't move, Simcoe! (walks towards ANTH with his hands held up before him)

ANTH: (nods vigorously, headbutting the approaching KEMPER) Oh crap.

JON pulls a rifle from his backpack, inserts a tranqualiser dart in the end, takes aim and fires. The feathered dart catches ANTH in the arm. He blinks, stumbles backward, then pitches forward, eyes rolling upwards. He lands on top of KEMPER.

JON: (slings rifle over his shoulder) My work here is done.

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