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THE SCENE Crais and Aeryn are working in Talyn's command.   WHAT WENT WRONG! CLAUDIA: I've taken propulsion off-line to optimize the energy transfer rate. I'm hoping that it will ease his pain, and speed the recovery process. (pauses and turns to the DIRECTOR) I'm not sure about that line at all. Do you think maybe I should say, 'The propulsion is off-line'? BEN: Hey! Cut that out! CLAUDIA: (innocently) What? BEN: You know perfectly well what you're doing?! CLAUDIA: I'm sorry Ben, but I'm just concerned about the quality of writing. BEN: The quality is just fine! You're just jealous cos The Kemper threw out your My Little Pony script! CLAUDIA: Am so not! BEN: Just accept it, sweetcheeks, I got to write an ep first. And it's damned good too! The Kemper didn't have to do a single re-write! KEMPER: That's not strictly true, Ben. There was the 'death' scene. CLAUDIA: (crosses her arms across her chest) Death scene? BEN: (gulps) Yeah, um.... KEMPER: Look, it doesn't matter, ok?! The scene was cut. Aeryn will not be getting eaten by any crazed Plokavians! Can we please just get on with the scene?! CLAUDIA: Eaten?! You bastard, Ben! BEN: Hey! That's on the list! (runs over to messageboard) Number 254! KEMPER: I'm sorry, Claudia. You know the rules. CLAUDIA: But-? BEN: Oh no! No 'buts' honeybuns! CLAUDIA: I refuse! KEMPER: You like your job, Claudia? CLAUDIA: (stamps her foot) Ok! Damnit! BEN: (giggles) CLAUDIA: (breathes deeply) Ben, I am truly sorry for calling you a 'weasly bastard'. BEN: Hey! KEMPER: Let her finish! CLAUDIA: (groans) It was wrong of me. You are a fi- (pauses) I can't do it! KEMPER: Claudia! CLAUDIA: Allright! (speaks very quickly and quietly) Ben Browder is a fine actor adored by many and a very nice man too. (stares at KEMPER) That ok? BEN: No, it's not! I could barely hear her! KEMPER: It'll do! Now, the scene? BEN: Damnit! DIRECTOR: Ok, people. As you were... and action! CLAUDIA: I've taken propulsion off-line to optimize the energy transfer rate. I'm hoping that it will ease his pain, and speed the recovery process. (pauses) Energy transfer rate? Is that a misprint? <prev       next>