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THE SCENE Rygel and Ohhrn meet for the first time.   WHAT WENT WRONG! JON (RYGEL): Oh! Please rise. You recognize me? OHRRN (ALEXANDRA): Who could forget the Royal Profile? JON: (stops and turns his head away) I'm sorry. I-I can't do this scene. DIRECTOR: Jon? What's wrong? JON: No. Please don't ask me! ALEXANDRA: You ok, honey? Was it me? JON: No, not you. (points at Ohhrn puppet). It's her. ALEXANDRA: The puppet? JON: (nods) DIRECTOR: Jon? JON: Leave me be! ALEXANDRA: Um, okay, but we've got to shoot this scene. JON: NO! DIRECTOR: Come on, Jon! We're on the clock here! Is there something wrong with the puppet? JON: (quietly) Yes. It looks so much like her? DIRECTOR: Alexandra? ALEXANDRA: Oi! JON: No! Her! Miss Piggy! DIRECTOR: Eh? JON: Damn you all! ALEXANDRA: It does actually, now I think about it. BRIAN: It bloody doesn't! It's a whole new puppet! And besides, what difference does it make? JON: Difference!? All the difference! Oh my sweet Tiffany! How I miss her! ALEXANDRA: Tiffany? JON: Yes. Sweet Tiffany. How she loved Miss Piggy. DIRECTOR: Eh?   <prev       next>