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THE SCENE

Final scene as the Scarren, Grath (THOMAS), is fiddling with controls.

WHAT WENT WRONG!

THOMAS: Captive apparently suffered full synaptic overload at stimulus level
kalvo ten. Because no place like tartar exists with this species,
this reaction could not have been amputated.

DIRECTOR: Amputated?

THOMAS: (laughs) Yeah, sorry. Shall we go again?

DIRECTOR: (nods)

THOMAS: Captive apparently suffered full synaptic overload at stimulus level
kalvo ten. Because no place like tartar exists with this species,
this reaction could not have been affiliated.

DIRECTOR: (sighs) Affiliated.

THOMAS: (blushes) Yeah, sorry again. My bad.

DIRECTOR: Okay, let's go again. And it's anticipated.

THOMAS (nods): Antiquated.

DIRECTOR: No...! Anticipated.

THOMAS: Sorry, yeah sure, I'll get it right this time.

KEMPER: You'd better.

THOMAS: (gulps) Yes, sir. Sorry.

DIRECTOR: Ok, and again...

THOMAS: Captive apparently suffered full synaptic overload at stimulus level
kalvo ten. Because no place like tartar exists with this species,
this reaction could not have been an....tiss...eee...pated.

DIRECTOR: Jesus! Can't we have a little quicker, please!?

THOMAS: What was wrong with that?

KEMPER: I'm warning you! There are plenty of other actors out there who'd give a kidney to be on this show.

THOMAS: Okay! I'm sorry. One more time?

DIRECTOR: (sighs) Sure. Go for it.

THOMAS: Captive apparently suffered full synaptic overload at stimulus level
kalvo ten. Because no place like tartar exists with this species,
this reaction could not have been alternated.

KEMPER: That's it! Get out! You're sacked.

THOMAS: Wow. I never could have anticipated that.

 

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