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THE SCENE Miss Sun and Johnny discussing Chiana and the snurched Prowler. WHAT WENT WRONG! CLAUDIA: That little... TRALK! BEN: Aeryn... we don't know that Chiana stole your prowler. CLAUDIA: It's gone, isn't it Crichton? LANI(AS PILOT): I did not immediately detect her departure because several of my control systems have been 'offline'. CLAUDIA: She could be thousands of metras away by now. BEN: You're going to die. CLAUDIA: What? BEN: You're going to die! Hehe! CLAUDIA: What are you on about, moron!? BEN: (turns to KEMPER) You said she can't call me that anymore! CLAUDIA: What? Moron? KEMPER: Have you been in my trailer, Ben? BEN: So what? I read some scripts, but there's a more important issue here. CLAUDIA: (turns to KEMPER) So, I am going to die? KEMPER: (sighs) Right. First up, Ben, you are not allowed to break into my trailer, and read the scripts, okay? Secondly, yes Claudia, you are going to die, but not til the last episode of the season. CLAUDIA: Oh, well that makes all the difference! BEN: Hehe! You're going to die, and I'm not! KEMPER: And Claudia, you're are not allowed to call Ben a moron anymore, remember? CLAUDIA: What are you going to do? Kill me off?! BEN: Hehe! KEMPER: Oh shut up, moron!   <prev        next>