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THE SCENE

After the attack, as they switch bodies for the first time.

WHAT WENT WRONG!

CLAUDIA(AS JOHNNY)- Screw me, this is impossible!

JON(AS MISS SUN)- What the frell's going on? That's my body. I'm Aeryn. Who are you?

CLAUDIA(AS JOHNNY): I'm Crichton.

BEN(AS RYGEL) - By the Hynerian Gods, I'm not me!

CLAUDIA: Whooah! Hang on a sec. Who's who again?

BEN: I'm D'Argo, right?

KEMPER: No, Ben. You're Rygel.

JON: And who am I?

KEMPER: You're Aeryn.

JON: I am?

BEN: You sure I'm not D'Argo?

ANTH: No! You are not me!

BEN: (stares blankly)

GIGI: I thought Ben was Aeryn.

KEMPER: He is not Aeryn! Not yet anyway.

BEN: You mean we change again?

KEMPER: Yes.

BEN: Isn't that going to make it all the more confusing?

CLAUDIA: I'm with the moron boy on this.

GIGI: Me too.

KEMPER: (pulls a gun from his anorak) Right! Listen up, and listen good! I'm only going to say this once. Ben is Rygel, Claudia is John, Anth is Pilot, Jon is...um...Jon is...

CLAUDIA: We're listening.

KEMPER: Um, Jon is Chiana? No, he's Pilot?

ANTH: I'm Pilot.

KEMPER: (drops gun) No, Ben is John? No...

 

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