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THE SCENE

Scorpius and Braca searching for Moya and it's lost crew. Braca reporting in.

 

WHAT WENT WRONG!

DAVID: ...no trace of Crichton... nothing...

WAYNE: (scowls) I comprehend the meaning of "nothing", Lieutenant. After Crichton ejected from the Transport... it may have been a mistake to pull back and allow that rogue Prowler to rescue him.

DAVID: (turning to director) I'm sorry. But he's really scary.

DIRECTOR: Sorry, David?

DAVID: Scorpius. He's very frightening.

DIRECTOR: He's supposed to be!

DAVID: I know. But still...

DIRECTOR: (sighs) It's Wayne, remember. He's just an actor.

DAVID: Yes, I know. But a scary one.

WAYNE: Am not!

DAVID: Oh no, you are.

DIRECTOR: Yes, I'm afraid he's right.

WAYNE: I am not scary!

DIRECTOR: I'm sorry, Wayne, but my kids refuse to come on set when you're filming.

WAYNE: They do?

DIRECTOR: (nods)

WAYNE: Oh.

DAVID: Sorry, Wayne.

WAYNE: Well...okay...I guess

KEMPER: He doesn't scare me!

WAYNE: (turning to KEMPER and pulling a scary face)

KEMPER: Aaaaarrrrggghhhhh! (leaps off his chair and flees the set)

 

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