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THE SCENE

First scene of the day.

WHAT WENT WRONG!

BEN (v.o.): Saigon, shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm going to
wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute
Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger. Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter. (pauses and turns to KEMPER) Hey boss? Is it just me, or have heard this somewhere before?

KEMPER: (glancing about nervously) Er, no Ben...I'm, uh, sure you're just imagining things. Ahem.

 

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