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THE SCENE

Johnny and Jenavian (BIANCA) are having an intimate dip in a lake.

WHAT WENT WRONG!

BIANCA: (offers BEN a necklace) I want you to have this.

(BIANCA aims the stone away from her. It shoots out a bolt of and effects a small explosion on the ground)

BIANCA: A little stuns, and a lot kills. Tomorrow will be dangerous. Scorpius, Cargn, the Empress's anger. Be careful. I might not be able to protect you.

BEN: On step at a time, Jena. One step at a time. (kisses her)

DIRECTOR: And...cut!

BEN: You sure? I still don't think we've got it right yet.

DIRECTOR: No, Ben, that was fine.

BEN: I dunno. I mean, I know I can do it better. Bianca?

BIANCA: They were right about you!

BEN: What?

BIANCA: Pervert? I mean, what freaking take is this now!?

DIRECTOR: Twenty-six.

BIANCA: Exactly!

BEN: Hey, look I'm just a profesional! Just trying to get it right! I was in Memphis Belle, ya know!

BIANCA: I refuse!

BEN: Come on, baby!

BIANCA: (slaps BEN and starts swimming for the beach)

BEN: Hey! Come back! We've got another take to do!

BIANCA: Screw you!

BEN: Really?

 

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