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THE SCENE

Johnny is preparing to propose to Princess Katralla (FELICITY).

WHAT WENT WRONG!

BEN: Princess Katralla, will you consent to marry me?

FELICITY: (smiles) Yes.

BEN: (to KEMPER) Is this like officially binding?

KEMPER: No, Ben. And besides you're already married.

FELICITY: As am I?

BEN: Yeah, I know, but I thought in Australia you could have many wives. You know like the Mormons.

KEMPER: Australia is not a Mormon country.

BEN: Yeah, and how exactly would you know?

KEMPER: I'm a Mormon myself. I have seven wives, and am planning on getting me a new one soon as we wrap up filming on season two.

BEN: Seven? Wow!

KEMPER: Who's the Daddy!?

BEN: You the man!

KEMPER and BEN exchange high-fives.

BEN: Gotta get me a piece of that action!

 

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