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The Scene

Johnny and Chiana return to the 'red' realm.
 
 

What went wrong!

BEN: I'm so glad. C'mon. Let's get- (ANTH enters wearing a black face mask.) D'Argo! You're alive! (Starts giggling)

ANTH: What?

GIGI: (Giggling)

ANTH: What!!??

BEN: You're mask! (Laughing)

GIGI: (Drops to floor, laughing uproariously)

ANTH: (To DIRECTOR) What is so funny?

DIRECTOR: (Laughing)

ANTH: What is wrong with my mask?

EVERYBODY: (Laughing)

ANTH: Hey! Stop it!

BEN: Oh man! That's funny!

ANTH: I demand to know what you all find so bloody funny!

KEMPER: (Laughing) Genius!

ANTH: (Angry) I swear I'll start hurting people in a minute!

GIGI: Oh, Anth!

ANTH: (Removes mask, looks at it) What!?

BEN: (Stops laughing) Nothing.

ANTH: Sorry?

EVERYBODY: (Stops laughing)

BEN: Shall we go on?

 

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