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The Scene

Through Gilina's trickery, Crais has been revealed as a liar and a traitor while Johnny is in the chair.
 
 

What went wrong!

LANI: You don't actually believe any of that, do you? Come on! He made it all up!

NIEM/IMOGEN: Sorry! But, can I just say how good that was?

DIRECTOR: Cut! Please Imogen! Save it til after the scene, please.

LANI: Thank you, Imogen. I am classically trained.

DIRECTOR: That's all well and good, but the scene?

WAYNE: I too am classically trained!

BEN: So am I!

CLAUDIA: No you're not! Unless you mean a classically trained mor-

BEN: No! Enough!

IMOGEN: I am also classically trained. Not wishing to be a pain, but I have been thinking that my role is a little degrading for an actress of my ability!

LANI: Here, here!

WAYNE: Yes. Is all this leather really necessary?

DIRECTOR: Let's just do the scene, and we can discuss this afterwards.

IMOGEN: But, I don't even have any lines.

LANI: And I feel this scene does not fully utilise my obivous talents.

WAYNE: Perhaps if we had better writers?

MONJO: Hey!

LANI: Shut up, Monjo! haven't you got an episode of Baywatch to be getting on with?

DIRECTOR: Please! People!

MONJO: That's it! I quit!

KEMPER: You can't.

MONJO: Why not?

KEMPER: Cos I like you.

MONJO: Ah, thanks, honeybuns.

GIGI: Hey!

KEMPER: No problem, sweetpea.

GIGI: Hey!

BEN: Can I get out of this chair?

EVERYBODY: No!

 

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