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The Scene

Rygel has just found Durka's corpse.
 
 

What went wrong!

RYGEL/JON(whispering): Durka. Is it really you, Durka? (RYGEL sees the gun in the corpse's hand) You killed yourself, Durka? You coward. (RYGEL picks up a medallion from the desk.) You once told me I'd never leave the Zelbinion alive. You robbed me of so many cycles. But no matter what you did to me, I'll always remember one thing: you lose.

RYGEL spits on Durka's corpse.

CORPSE: Oi!

JON: What the hell!

CORPSE: That's not very nice now is it?

JON: Hey! Who is that?

CORPSE: It's me, of course. Were you expecting someone else?

JON: Who is that? (Begins shaking)

CORPSE (Rising unsteadily to it's feet) But I forgive you! Hug?

JON: Oh God! Not again!

CORPSE: I said I would come back for you!

JON: But...but...but...we slew you all! I was certain. Richter said so!

CORPSE: But you forgot me!

JON: Oh dear Lord! I expel you demon!

CORPSE: (Laughing) That will not work!

JON: Somebody! Help me!

CORPSE: Noone can help you now, Hardy! You are mine!

JON: (Crosses himself, a begins reciting the Lord's Prayer)

CORPSE: (Striding unsteadily towards JON, arms held out before him) I will have your brains this time!

JON: (Backing away, stumbling over Rygel and falling onto his arse) No! Please...!

CORPSE: Brains! Lovely brains!

JON: (Screaming)

CORPSE: (Reaching down to grab JON) Brains!

JON: (Faints)

CORPSE: Jon?

KEMPER: Ben? What have you done?

CORPSE: (Shrugs off mottled skin to reveal BEN underneath) Dunno.

DOCTOR: (Rushing over to JON) Oh my God! This man's had a heart attack!

BEN: Jeez! There's no having fun with some people.

 

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