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The Scene In the bar on the Gammak base. Johnny's having a word with Chiana.     What went wrong! GIGI: I'm not doing it! DIRECTOR: Cut! What, dear? GIGI: Grabbing his arse! DIRECTOR: Why ever not? GIGI: He'll get off on it! BEN: Will not! EVERYBODY: Will too! BEN: I swear. I'm a professional! CLAUDIA: Professional moron! BEN: That is getting tiresome! SCORPIUS/WAYNE: Is this my scene? DIRECTOR: Not yet Wayne. WAYNE: No? Okay. BEN: Look, just grab my arse, for chrissakes! GIGI: No! I want a body double! WAYNE: Now? DIRECTOR: No and no! GIGI: Then I quit! BEN: What? KEMPER: You can't quit. GIGI: Why not? KEMPER: Cos, I like you. GIGI: (Smiling) Oh, alright then, honeybuns. BEN: Honeybuns! WAYNE: Now? EVERYBODY: NO! KEMPER: No problem, schnookums! BEN: Schnookums? DIRECTOR: The scene? Anyone? WAYNE: I'm ready!   <prev      next>