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The Scene

Staanz comes aboard Moya.
 
 

What went wrong!

DIRECTOR: Action!

STAANZ/RHYS: Action?

DIRECTOR: Cut!

RHYS: Cut?

ANTH: Hello?

DIRECTOR: Action. Go? Ya know?

RHYS: Oh, sorry. I'm a bit new at this lark.

DIRECTOR: (Sighs)

RHYS: Got it now though! You say 'action' and I go, right?

DIRECTOR: Yes.

RHYS: Cool. Hit me.

DIRECTOR: Action?

RHYS: Okay, now what do I do?

ANTH: Shit! If anyone wants me I'll be in Ginny's trailer.

DIRECTOR: Okay, Rhys, now we do the scene.

RHYS: Scene?

DIRECTOR: The scene? That big wodge of paper they gave you? The script?

RHYS: No, sorry mate, you lost me at wodge.

DIRECTOR: Paper? Had words on it?

RHYS: Oh that! Yeah! Was I supposed to read it?

DIRECTOR: (Takes a drinking flask form hip pocket and swigs liberally) Yes, Rhys.

RHYS: Oh, sorry. Like I said, I'm a bit new-

DIRECTOR: Shut up, okay! Just, shut up.

RHYS: No need for that mate...(Hurt expression) Just need a little guidance, is all. Bet Spielberg didn't talk to Harrison Ford like this in Star Wars.

BEN: What did you just say? No! Don't repeat it. You must die! (Pulls sword from scabbard on back and leaps at RHYS)

CLAUDIA: (Sticks out foot, BEN catches it, falls over. Unconscious)

DIRECTOR: Okay, everyone take a break. We'll try again in fifteen.

RHYS: Break?

 

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