The Scene
An Miss Sun
clone is standing at the Navigation console. Johnny is talking
to her.
What
went wrong!
BEN: Aeryn,
you gotta stop. Aeryn, you're only going to...
(CLAUDIA begins
beating the crap out of BEN.)
BEN: Hey!
CLAUDIA: What?!
BEN: That smarts!
CLAUDIA: Oh
for God's sake Ben, don't be such a big girl!
BEN: Hey, back
off! I'm kinda sensitive is all! You're supposed to pull your
punches, ya know.
CLAUDIA: (Punches
BEN in the face) Oh, shut up.
BEN: (Tumbling
unconscious to the floor)
DIRECTOR: Claudia!
CLAUDIA: (Glowering
at the director) You wanna piece of me?
DIRECTOR: (Coughs)
Er, no...um, Claudia.
CLAUDIA: Good!
(Kicks BEN in the head)
ROCKNE: Claudia!
KEMPER: (Runs
on a boots BEN in the ribs) How'd you like that then, pretty
boy?! Huh!
DIRECTOR: Will
everyone stop hurting Ben, please!
CLAUDIA: (Disappears
of set. Returns moments later with a cricket bat)
ROCKNE: Hey!
Claudia! Come on!
CLAUDIA: Anyone
wanna try and stop me?
JON: (Emerges
form behind Rygel puppet) I warn you, Miss Black. (Assumes martial
art pose)
CLAUDIA: (Smirking)
Try me, Hardy.
JON: You have
one more chance. Put the bat down.
CLAUDIA: Hah!
JON: (Leaps
through the air, spins, and lashes a Doc Marten clad foot across
the jaw of CLAUDIA)
CLAUDIA: (Eyes
widening, collapses unconscious)
DOCTOR: (Hurrying
on to the set) Jesus, you people! I want more bloody money!
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