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The Scene

Johnny and 'Dad' are standing by the sea, discussing stuff.

What went wrong!

JACK/KENT: He hasn't let you out of his sight, son. See that van in the parking lot? Those two women to our right - the one in the red with the headphones, the other one sunning herself on the rocks?

BEN: Yeah, yeah, I see 'em.

KENT: They're watching us.

BEN: Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!

KENT: What?

BEN: Crab!


BEN: (Backing away) Get it away from me!

KENT: Jeez, man.

DIRECTOR: What's the problem, Ben?

BEN: Crab! It's following me!

KENT: (sighs) It's just a crab.

BEN: Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! (Turns and runs off down the boulevard)

DIRECTOR: (Shouting) Ben! Come back!

KENT: Wimp.

CLAUDIA: Don't forget moron.

GIGI: Or pervert.


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