by me, Katie!)
a hand on Ben's wonderfully toned thigh>
at his agent> Er, Jim?
BB: Er, um...?
ME: Do you
believe in destiny, Ben?
BB: Well, um...
<glances at agent again> Though I don't believe everything
is pre-ordained, I do feel that in certain circumstances, there
could be a phenomena that could be defined as 'guidance'.
a finger over Ben's beautifully, pursed lips> Shush, honey.
Don't speak. Just...be.
a mildly terrified glance at his agent>
ME: I believe
in destiny, Ben. I really do. Two people, brought together by
circumstance, but destined always to meet. To know eachother.
To share hot, slow, passionate love-making...
ME: Two people,
like you and me, sweetie. This interview. Was it chance? Or was
it fate that brought us together?
BB: I thought
it was Jim.
And we thank Jim for doing so, don't we Ben?
ME: Two hearts
colliding. Becoming one heart. I see our future Ben. Do you want
to know what I see?
BB: Um, not
to all, save Ben's baby blues> I see us, honey. A tangle of
sweaty limbs. An orchestra of orgasmic moans.
ME: Do I arouse
BB: Well, you
Silly boy! Don't be afraid!
said than done.
off her blouse> Do my breasts arouse you? Do you like black
JIM: Shut up
ME: Would you
like to play with my breasts, Ben?
a sound like a wildebeest as it's brought down by a lioness>
her skirt slowly down over her thighs> Do you like garters,
the notes> Hey! Those are mine!
opens and closes like a fish stranded on a desolate beach>
Ben, her lips mere centimetres from his perfectly formed ear.
whispers> Take me Ben. You can't fight destiny.
ME: Oooh, baby!
BB: As I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death....
ME: Would you
like to walk through my 'valley', Ben?
ME: Ben? Honey?