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RYGEL'S SONG

 

Rygel was once a naughty thing,

Prone to dance,

And known to sing,

But then one day,

There came a king,

And poor Rygel did he sling,

from his throne,

Into the street,

Without a single thing to eat!

Poor Rygel!

Lost and all alone,

Decided then that all shall know,

of what is was to truly moan,

complain,

to grumble,

and to groan.

'From this day forth!'

He did proclaim,

'Untl the day, my throne's reclaimed,'

'I shall be the worst of me,'

'And make your lives a misery!'

Rygel was once a naughty thing,

Prone to dance,

To dance and sing.

DISCLAIMER: (Don't sue us, we're pathetic) This is so made up. We mean absolutely no offence. We all love Farscape, and the actors and crew involved in making our favourite show. This should be seen for what it is, a tribute. If by some bizarre, and frankly disturbing coincidence Mr. Browder does indeed enjoy the company of voles, then we apologise unreservedly.

Farscape and all it's subsidiary bits are owned by some other people and not us. Anything illegal we do is purely by accident and that includes the credit card scam and Bob's marijuana farm.