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Hi, my name is John,
I got shot through a wormhole,
I want to go home.

Hi, my name's Aeryn,
Once I was a Peacekeeper,
But I'm better now.

Hi, my names Rygel,
I don't have to talk to you,
Please, give me your food.

Hi, I'm Chiana,
I'm cute, sexy and great fun,
Wanna play with me?

Hi, my name's D'Argo,
I get imprisoned a lot,
But I do escape.

Hi, my name is Stark,
I'm insane in the membrane,
Look! Is that Elvis?

Hi, my name is Crais,
I've an immaculate beard,
I brush it daily.

Hi, my name is Zhaan,
I'm all blue and spiritual,
But I can kick arse.

Hi, I'm Scorpius,
I'm all evil in leather,
I eat small rodents.

Hi, my name is Jool,
I have big boobs and scream lots,
And thats about it.

Hi, my name's Pilot,
My bestest friend is Moya,
Give me back my arm!

Hi, my name's Moya,
I'm a living ship, are you?
I don't say a lot.

Hi, my name's Talyn,
I'm a psychotic gun ship,
But I've a soft side.

Hi, my name's Braca,
I'm always very perplexed,
Don't half fancy meg! :-p!

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