ALL IS LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT!!" Rygel screamed, devastated.
It was the morning of...er...the next day, and everyone had slept
peacefully out on the top deck in some mysterious REI sleeping
bags, with the exception of Chi and He-Man Jack, who had slept
the Hezmana is it?" Aeryn asked grumpily, angry to be woken
from the Peacekeeper version of a "Beauty Rest". "No
he wailed. "All my beautiful Caviar is gone...I...dropped
John gave him some baklava to shut him up, but by that time everyone
had woken up, and soon there was another concern altogether.
God!" Rose shrieked, "Where's my big blue diamond thingy?!"
Once again, Aeryn marveled at her stupidity. "Haven't I
taught you ANYTHING?" she scolded, "Rygel steals every
shiny thing he sees. If you want to keep any other possessions,
then I suggest you put them in your bra. But even then you can't
In her sorrow,
Rose began an amazingly off-key version of "All By Myself"
thus ruining any chances of Chi and Jack having any peace.
worry," Chi said soothingly, as she and Jack emerged from
their sleeping bag, "The bigger they are, the harder they
fall...which actually applies to yesterday's events as well..."
she added, chuckling.
Bluey was here," Crichton said, wistfully.
said that, you idiot," Aeryn snarled, punching him in the
arm. "Do that one more time and I'm confiscating your coloring
he said, "quit it! It wasn't MY fault. Dakki just realized
that I hadn't had any lines so far in chapter five and she couldn't
think of anything for me to say."
QUIT DOING THAT!" Aeryn bellowed rudely. "It may have
worked the first four times, but it's getting old."
I am seriously considering only writing Invisible Man fanfics
from now on." Dakki said, annoyed.
Aeryn said, haughtily, "You wouldn't last one week. Darien
never wears leather pants."
MAKE him wear leather pants," Dakki said, irritated.
can you just get on with the fanfic, please," Crichton said.
if you take off your shirt," Dakki said, trying to sound
off his shirt, causing all the people on the Carpathia to cheer
wildly and Rose to stop singing and lapse into a coma, much to
the good ship Carpa-
a minute," Chi asked obnoxiously, "Why is it the 'good'
ship? Why not the 'great' ship, or the 'okay' ship?"
up," Rygel said, whacking Chi with the big blue diamond
the good ship Carpathia docked in New York City.
Can I take your name for the survivor's list, please?" said
a man holding a pen (from now on referred to as Guy HAP), as
he walked over to Rose, who had woken up from her coma.
she said, gazing off into the rising sun, a tear rolling down
her porcelain cheek, "Holiday. Candi Holiday."
you, Candi" Guy HAP said, and walked off, being careful
to avoid the big guy with tentacles who was at the moment putting
the finishing touches on a four-tiered wedding cake.
was that?" Chi asked incredulously.
Rose said, brightly, "Well, I figure I need a stage name.
Rose DeWitt Bukater is just too hard to remember. I mean, I remember
when I first met Jack, he said 'I'll have to write that down'.
Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that he's
really stupid, but it IS a long name."
Aeryn said sharply, "Why don't you go now."
Rose said happily. "Bye bye now."
Everyone said, deadpan as...something that's really deadpan.
I'll get back to you on that.
what are you DOING?" Dakki suddenly shrieked.
uh, I was just putting my shirt back on. That okay?"
everyone screamed, except for Jack, who was busy playing with
D'Argo waltzed over. "Hey guys." He said, "anyone
want me to give them a makeover?"
what's your name, and where do you live?"
duh, it's Veronica, and I'm from, like, Beverly Hills."
said Crichton, and then promptly stole Jack's Etch-a-sketch and
started drawing a car.
D'Argo shrieked, rushing over to Aeryn. "You, like, SO need
a makeover," he said.
Aeryn could stop him, he had taken away her pulse-pistol and
was putting on some lipstick and blue eyeshadow and curling her
I think that maybe this isn't--" she began.
of all, it's not Veronica anymore, it's V. Second, you look great.
Now, I just need to put on a little mascara and then maybe some
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