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ODE TO AERYN'S
NOSE
Written
By An Insane Farscape Fan With Way Too Much Free Time
To some, it
may appear
bulbous
or crooked
girls of the
twenty-first century
used to
tiny pinpricks
the noses of
socialites
singers
starlets and
gold diggers.
But you, Aeryn
Sun-
you have the
nose of a Goddess
a strong warrior-nose
ready to go
into battle
not afraid
of anything
least of all
your nose.
And so we laud
you,
Aeryn,
Peacekeeper,
Sebacean,
object of Crichton's
affections
for keeper
your nose
your strong,
warrior-nose,
for all of
us to see
every week
on Scifi channel.
Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the characters on Farscape, or, for that
matter, any of their noses, although I reserve the right to be
the first scaper to have written a poem about Aeryn's nose.
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