So I suppose the uninitiated deserve something of an explanation,
since the summary pretty much explains nothing.
Way back in
the day, before even a little girl named Chiana had joined the
crew, an impressionable young fangirl stumbled onto this new
show on the SciFi channel. It had everything; living ships, snarky
muppets, aliens with prehensile tongues, naked blue priestesses,
giant scrubbing bubbles with blinking eyestalks, and of course
the hottest couple o' kids ever to grace leather pants with their
presence, John Crichton and Aeryn Sun. So the fangirl joined
a mailing list devoted to the relationship between these two
crazy leather-wearin' kids and spent many happy hours speculating
on such things as The Scene, cookies, umfriends, mutant outgrowths,
Bali, and the great Justin Monjo.
One day the
happy fangirl opened up a Word document and began typing, spurred
on by an obstinant little monkey who sat on her shoulder and
got drunk a lot. Ten days later she had pecked out eleven such
documents, none more than a few pages long, and all of them chock
full of the irreverent brand of silliness that eventually led
to such sillyfic snippets being named after the fangirl, thus
earning the moniker "Cordefic."
and 22 Cordefics later, the fangirl decided to join FF.net for
no apparent reason other than that she was bored. FF.net did
not approve of the fangirls' preferred method of posting, which
was to list each Cordefic by its number, so she chucked them
all into one story and made each fic a chapter. The stories are
NOT connected, other than that they were written in the chronological
order that they are found here. She might write more Cordefics
soon, as her new overnight job at Walmart gives her plenty of
material, but don't count on it. The fangirl also loves feedback
of all sorts, flames included, so don't be afraid to review each
and every chapter if you feel the need. The fangirl (er sorry.
First person will return shortly.) I hereby absolve myself
of any injuries caused by the following fics due to either spleen
damage from laughter or damage to person or personal property
due to intense disgust and non-humor.
done with the introduction. Go read. NOW!