This site is intended to be humorous and not in the least bit truthful. We mean absolutely no offence, and being unsure of how the law works, would gratefully appreciate not being sued by anyone. Nothing you read here has ever occured, and is merely the result of warped imaginations. We love Farscape and all the people involved in making the show as great as it is.


There is much swearing and oodles of sexual innuendo, and so many knob jokes that we could write a book on them. If you're a youngster or a member of a stern and unforgiving religion, then it is suggested you go no further for fear of corruption.


If you do have any problems with this site then please feel free to contact us.