This site is intended to be humorous
and not in the least bit truthful. We mean absolutely no offence,
and being unsure of how the law works, would gratefully appreciate
not being sued by anyone. Nothing you read here has ever occured,
and is merely the result of warped imaginations. We love Farscape
and all the people involved in making the show as great as it
There is much swearing and oodles
of sexual innuendo, and so many knob jokes that we could write
a book on them. If you're a youngster or a member of a stern and
unforgiving religion, then it is suggested you go no further for
fear of corruption.
If you do have any problems with
this site then please feel free to contact us.