Established: 03 March 2002

NEWS Home Current News News Archive FARSCAPE Episode Reviews Character Profiles Out-takes Spoilers Spoiler Archive Dictionary Quotes  INTERACTIVE Interviews Kemps Corner Polls Poll Archive Fanfic Fanart LINKS Farscape Links Other Links Any feedback would be greatly appreciated, as would pictures of wives and girlfriends naked. Submissions? Anything really. Click on the smiley face! All text, HTML etc. on this site is the property of the webmaster and is not to be used without the webmasters permission. He's an amicable sort of fellow, so if you ask nicely, I'm sure it won't be a problem. Please don't snurch! © Copyright Dylan Pemberton 2002.

Noranti   WHO THEY IS? God knows! <GOD: No I fucking don't!> 'K. Well, she's old and mad, which is promising. She came aboard Moya during ITLD2/DWTB interlude and refuses to leave. She cooks, deals in narcotics and does mystical stuff. Though, thank God, not to the extent of Zhaan. Also fancies Johnny. Like that's a surprise! IN ONE WORD? Mentalist COMEDY VALUE? Sort of amusing, in a random kind of way. Senility always tickles me. A BIT LIKE? Pablo Escobar? Charlton Heston? TRIVIA? Melissa Jaffer was once married to George Clooney.