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17.09: Kemper speaks!
17.09: Cancellation News
28.08: Season 3 Quotes now up!
21.08: Have the Fanart section up and running. Is a
little small at the moment, but this should act as an incentive
or something, right?
20.08: New Season 4 Character profiles up, and updates for some others. (SPOILERS)
06.08: More exciting(?) News!
03.08: Links updated.
02.08: New Poll!
01.08: Worth waiting for? You tell me! Season 3 Outtakes are here at last! Enjoy.
01-08-02 Right, things are
getting back to normal, and finally we have some site updates.
Should get better from now on.
01-08-02 As you can probably tell, the forum has gone
bye-bye. Was lost in the great computer crash, anf frankly, I
cannot be asked with it right now. Sorry.
08-07-02 Yay! A site update!
Have now got a Forum. We shall see how it goes, but it would
be nice to know what kind of people we have attracted! Take a
15-05-02 Major refurbishments
accompany our spanking marvellous relaunch! Hooray! Check out
all the new stuff, as well as the slightly altered stuff. Welcome
back. Don't you go anywhere! :)
02-05-02 Well, they won, I lost,
and therefore this website is no more. It shall remain as is
for as long as tripod allows, then shall disappear into legend.
Yeah, right! Anyway, it was fun while it lasted, but such is
life. Thanks to everyone who visited. Appreciated. (This is obviously
blatantly false news, and so should be ignored)
01-03-02 Welcome to Crackers
Matter. This here is a brand new site dedicated to the exceedingly
fine sci-fi series Farscape. Having watched too much Monty Python,
Chris Morris, and The Simpsons; we're under the deluded belief
that we're actually funny. Well, we try. So take a look around.
Hope you like what you see and decide to stay a while. And bookmark
us. And tell all you friends about us. And send us money. Have
a nice day.
One day all sites
will be made like this!
The responsible parties:
Dyl - Everything that's
wrong with the world today
Somebody out there loves me, right?
Ches - Let this be a lesson
kids. Too many drugs. Too few braincells
Respect me, for I am Golden!
Katie - Ben-loving, sexy
hound-dog kept around cos she loves them mini-skirts
Pope John Paul - Farscape fan and
helluva comedian. Leaving at the end of the month after Katie
successfully sued him for sexual harrassment, after many months
of shameless arse pinching.
Bob - He cleans the toilets
and makes the coffee
Don't watch Farscape! It sucks!